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Really funny joke! (Contains Foul Language)

Post  Albino Wolf on Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:37 pm

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts." They were amazed that the frog had talked to them.

The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes. You can have three wishes each in this case.

Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.

Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.

Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.

The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.

Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!


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Re: Really funny joke! (Contains Foul Language)

Post  button33 on Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:52 pm

Good Joke.
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Re: Really funny joke! (Contains Foul Language)

Post  E.Hero Sparkman on Wed Jul 14, 2010 7:20 pm

Albino Wolf wrote:Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts." They were amazed that the frog had talked to them.

The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes. You can have three wishes each in this case.

Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.

Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.

Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.

The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.

Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!

-.-" Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could! -.-"
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Re: Really funny joke! (Contains Foul Language)

Post  Ice Crystalline on Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:03 pm

I don't get it...But it's not like I get anything anyway.
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Re: Really funny joke! (Contains Foul Language)

Post  button33 on Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:11 pm

Maybe replace some of the curse words?
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Re: Really funny joke! (Contains Foul Language)

Post  E.Hero Sparkman on Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:00 pm

button33 wrote:Maybe replace some of the curse words?
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Little kids click this link anyways, and what if they read it and say this to their friends: IM VERY GAY! I LOVE BEING GAY! YOUR GAY!!
uhoh..

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Re: Really funny joke! (Contains Foul Language)

Post  Bud..aka .S1. on Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:36 pm

Gays ftw?

Edited due to censored language - Albino Wolf

Re-edited back (The word gay isnt censored, and it never will be) ~Xendran
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Re: Really funny joke! (Contains Foul Language)

Post  BigBoy on Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:02 am

Very funny
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Re: Really funny joke! (Contains Foul Language)

Post  Dengster on Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:32 pm

Funny lol!
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Re: Really funny joke! (Contains Foul Language)

Post  Superior X on Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:14 pm

ive heard this one b4
pretty funny

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